Easter candy

The Easter candy has started appearing in our local Duane Reade. I picked up my yearly batch of Creme Eggs, gaily presented in a large cardboard bin that is just hauled out and dusted each year. I bit into one, and the texture was off. A bit too crunchy. Then I looked at the remaining half-egg. It was fertilized. There was a candy chicken embryo inside it. I spat it to the ground, gagging, and ran to the nearest hydrant to wash my mouth out.