If you've ever wondered how to simulate life as a coal miner, it's now within reach!
Pop a couple of Entenmann's chocolate donut holes in your snackhole. Make sure they're the St. Patrick's Day ones with the green and white sprinkles. Masticate and swallow.
Voila! You now have the diseased black sputum of a lifelong coal miner. Effects last 4-6 hours.
Thursday, March 15, 2007
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My grandfather was a coal miner in Wigan, Lancashire back in the 30's. He died of lung cancer. I only got to meet him once, when I was 5. Your cavalier attitudes towards the challenges faced by coal miners is highly offensive to me and my family. I demand an apology.
Yeah, OK. Get in line.
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