Bush stated yesterday that schools should teach creationism alongside evolution. Great idea! And while we're at it, medical schools should teach that humans are filled with taffy. In history class, we could all learn about how the Egyptian pyramids were built by Jack Russell puppies.
"Gee, I just can't understand why America is falling behind the world in science education!" And then when more Americans lose technical jobs to offshore providers, we can all react to our lessened economic standing by moving to the right and voting for more destruction of science.
Tuesday, August 2, 2005
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I was surprised to see that "creationism" is now called "intelligent design". I, for one, welcome our new intelligently designing overlords.
If they're that intelligent, they should have no problems making large deals and skirting anti-trust issues.
No one cares about creationism in schools. You should write about something we *do* care about, and that's creamation in schools!
WTF is "creamation"?
It's like cremation, but instead of being turned to ashes, you're turned into a nice, tasty liquid which goes well with coffee.
WTF does WTF mean?
There is only ONE true GOD
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