I just think that their latest banner ads are a little bit, well, unsettling.
Monday, June 30, 2008
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
We've got a problem.
Bertie (pictured) has suddenly turned into an old dog, and with this change has come Beagle Stench.
I gave Bertie a nice bath on Sunday, complete with two scrubbings of Dr. Bronner's peppermint soap. He smelled OK.
By this morning, he once again smelled like someone had yuked a Chalupa on him.
What the hell do I do to get the Beagle Stench out of Bertie? Tomato juice bath? Dilute bleach? He just got a mint bath on Sunday. And he reeks again.
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
Now wait! Hear me out. If he names McCain VP, he instantly shows he's got bipartisan credibility. More importantly, he confuses the hell out of McCain for at least four days.
"Now wait. I thought they told me I was running for president...?"