I’ve spent the afternoon passing out cigarettes to children who’ve come by to trick or treat. I know what you’re thinking – “that’s really expensive!” But it’s okay. How can I say no? I love those damn kids.
I dug out last year’s Halloween light-up pumpkin head from the garage. The eyes no longer lit up. Really, that’s not the performance I expect from Golden Power brand AA batteries after just a year in a pumpkin head. I should’ve looked at the note on the label: “Warning: Batteries may leak or explode if placed in electronic devices.”