Friday, June 11, 2004

Reagan sold weapons to terrorists in Iran

After a long, tedious week of reminiscence, Reagan will actually be buried today. It is important to take a step back and remember what the man actually did for our country, and honor his legacy now and in the future. To summarize:

Reagan sold weapons to terrorists in Iran, then gave the money to terrorists in Nicaragua.

In other news, I feel that an important social contract with me has been broken today. When you open the cap of the Sierra Mist bottle just a little bit, it foams up and then subsides. The social contract then says that you should be able to twist it all the way off without having the damn bottle EXPLODE all over your laptop and phone. What the hell?

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