Thursday, March 15, 2007

Simulated coal miner

If you've ever wondered how to simulate life as a coal miner, it's now within reach!

Pop a couple of Entenmann's chocolate donut holes in your snackhole. Make sure they're the St. Patrick's Day ones with the green and white sprinkles. Masticate and swallow.

Voila! You now have the diseased black sputum of a lifelong coal miner. Effects last 4-6 hours.


Peter Taylor said...

My grandfather was a coal miner in Wigan, Lancashire back in the 30's. He died of lung cancer. I only got to meet him once, when I was 5. Your cavalier attitudes towards the challenges faced by coal miners is highly offensive to me and my family. I demand an apology.

Joshua Trupin said...

Yeah, OK. Get in line.

Jon said...

You don't owe him anything. He's Canadian, and here squatting on a job that should rightfully be held by a REAL American.