The Britney

Only $600 to repair my car today! The brakes were starting to make this sort of harsh, grinding noise (known as the “Britney”) when I pressed the pedal. And, uh, I sort of was too lazy to get it inspected, and got a ticket at the Bay Shore train station. Who knew that your side mirror had to be “in an unsmashed state”? Oh, and the windshield isn’t supposed to be replaced by a blue tarp.