Roto-Rooter was supposed to show up between 8 AM and 11 AM today. They showed up at 3:34 PM.
Now, call me old-fashioned, but I remember back to the old days, when "service" actually meant something. When your appointment was between 8 and 11, dammit, you showed up by 2:45 PM. No excuses. I guess it's too much to expect anymore in this day and age.