You know, I think it's time for BBQ night! But I'm so busy. I know! I'll buy some genuine smoked, pulled pork from BJ's and enjoy it!
Mmmmm, looks good. Some delicious pulled pork in sauce. In NEUTRAL sauce! My favorite kind!
I bet it looks just as delectable inside the package! Let me just open it up, and...uh...call the CDC.
Seriously, Hormel? It doesn't matter what it tastes like if the sight of it makes you feel retchy.
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There's only one scenario in which I might actually consume a Hormel product, and that would entail high levels of nuclear fallout and a cement bunker deep under ground. Even at that, I'm not so sure.
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