You know, I think it's time for BBQ night! But I'm so busy. I know! I'll buy some genuine smoked, pulled pork from BJ's and enjoy it!
Mmmmm, looks good. Some delicious pulled pork in sauce. In NEUTRAL sauce! My favorite kind!
I bet it looks just as delectable inside the package! Let me just open it up, and...uh...call the CDC.
Seriously, Hormel? It doesn't matter what it tastes like if the sight of it makes you feel retchy.