Scrapbooking in Nashua

There is evidently a scrapbook making convention going on in the hotel this weekend. We keep seeing people arriving with milk cartons, old albums, huge stacks of magazines, and various other scrappy goods. It's all very interesting, and the people who have been showing up for the event are, oh who am I kidding? They're freaks. Why the hell would you go to a hotel to make a frigging scrapbook? Are you criminally insane? I mean, honestly! I'd say "find a hobby," but what could be lamer than a SCRAPBOOK hobby? Jesus H.