A bunch of stuff you just don't care about
Vegetables are fertilized with the feces of animals which eat other animals. So, technically, Peter really isn't a vegetarian, is he?
Heifer whines could be human criesCloser comes the screaming knifeThis beautiful creature must dieThis beautiful creature must dieA death for no reasonAnd death for no reason is murderAnd the flesh you so fancifully fryIs not succulent, tasty or kindIt’s death for no reasonAnd death for no reason is murderAnd the calf that you carve with a smileIs murderAnd the turkey you festively sliceIs murderDo you know how animals die ? Kitchen aromas aren’t very homelyIt’s not comforting, cheery or kindIt’s sizzling blood and the unholy stenchOf murderIt’s not natural, normal or kindThe flesh you so fancifully fryThe meat in your mouthAs you savour the flavourOf murderNo, no, no, it’s murderNo, no, no, it’s murderOh ... and who hears when animals cry ?
Just a quick fact check here. Roast beef is not only succulent, it's fuckin' tasty.And you don't see people getting sick from eating meat. Isn't that right, Peter Taylor, Vegetarian? Or alternately, A Pert Gel or Anteater Ivy.
Vegetarians have to get flu shots to stay healthy.Of course, when they snort the live virus, they get sick. Bad Vegetarian. Bad!
The rest of us get our antibiotics the American way. At McDonald's!!! U-S-A! U-S-A!
My stomach's cryingI ate some bad Christmas shitMy name is Peter
So many peopleMaking merry of my painThis isn't xmas :(
I feel queasy.Ass projects suffering now.Prison inmate pain.
Clogged up for five daysThose bad treats sure cleaned me outPrunes help like Drano
vegetarianmad cow is just a rumorit's not a tumorVerification word: Leatmoaf
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