Tuesday, March 28, 2006

The evolution of the 7-11 snack

1968: Hot dog.
1997: Hamburger that's shaped like a hot dog.
2002: Quesadilla that's shaped like the hamburger that's shaped like a hot dog.
2005: Pizza that's shaped like the quesadilla that's shaped like a hamburger that's shaped like a hot dog.
2008: Smoked turkey drumstick that's shaped like the pizza that's shaped like a quesadilla that's shaped like a hamburger that's shaped like a hot dog.
2011: Genetically modified corn that's shaped like the smoked turkey drumstick that's shaped like a pizza that's shaped like a quesadilla that's shaped like a hamburger that's shaped like a hot dog.
2017: Roller-style grill closed for 30 minutes for degreasing.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

When do you get the hotdog that's shaped like a hamburger that's shaped like a hotdog?

Anonymous said...

Yes, this is Mrs. David Feher again.

Joshua Trupin said...

You get it when Nickelback grows some talent.