John Kerry, a TOTAL monster

Leather jackets with excessive fringe. Is there any better way of saying "I will have a cigarette lit before I even get both feet off the train?"

The Bush campaign has just unveiled an ad called "100 Days." It claims that Kerry would raise taxes, weaken the Patriot Act, and "delay defending America until the United Nations approved." Wait a minute - Kerry would restore fiscal solvency to the country, start restoring the Constitution, and not launch unilateral wars based on falsehoods? Is there anything that monster WOULDN'T do????