Tuesday, March 9, 2004

Mmmm. Oreos.

Has this ever happened to you? You’re sitting there reading a story about trans-fatty acids and how bad they are for you. The article starts talking about how Oreos are the worst food on earth because they’re basically sugar lard between two cookies. The next thing you know, you’re frantically shaking the vending machine at work to get a package of Oreos out after you put in your 60c.

Last night, Todd Bertuzzi of the Vancouver Canucks viciously assaulted Steve Moore during a hockey game. It’s hitting all the papers today, and this can only mean one thing. For the next week, I’ll be expected to defend the sport of hockey against a number of people who have no interest in it either way but who love to cluck about it every couple of years when something happens.

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