Our local 7-Eleven (also known simply as "7-11") features delicacies from many lands. As I was walking in today, I noticed a big-ass new poster they have hanging out front. "Jalapeno and cheese things!" it cried out, along with a smaller starburst: "NO MEAT!"
7-Eleven has a unique selling proposition as is. You can buy a multitude of hot foods, but they all have to be hot dog-shaped. Their food display consists of two hot dog roller machines. You've always been able to get hot dogs, of course, and rolled-up tacos, and even cheeseburgers shaped like hot dogs. But now, if you're a health-conscious shopper, you can even get a delicious vegetarian-friendly treat! It's on the roller, soaking up 23 years, 4 months, and 11 days worth of hot dog juice. Grab one today. Oh, thank heaven!