Bush stated yesterday that schools should teach creationism alongside evolution. Great idea! And while we're at it, medical schools should teach that humans are filled with taffy. In history class, we could all learn about how the Egyptian pyramids were built by Jack Russell puppies.
"Gee, I just can't understand why America is falling behind the world in science education!" And then when more Americans lose technical jobs to offshore providers, we can all react to our lessened economic standing by moving to the right and voting for more destruction of science.