I've just discovered that Cordelia's favorite NFL teams are the Broncos and the Colts. If there were teams called Mares, Geldings, or Suffolk Punches, I get the feeling they'd be on the list too.
New Cynicor Game: The Manhattan Tourist Challenge. Grab a friend after the Rock Center tree goes up, go to lunch in the area, and see who can act the most like an annoying tourist. Suggested head starts: A voluminous Old Navy bag that has nothing in it but a 12-pack of travel tissues that you bought from Duane Reade for 5c off. A jacket from the Des Plaines High School marching band. And make sure to call it Avenue of the Americas, not Sixth Avenue.