Newsday had the worst lede ever today: "When Saturday night's moon hits your eye, the big pizza pie may take on the hue of tomato paste during a total lunar eclipse visible throughout the Americas, Europe, Africa and western Asia."
Morning Squirts game on Staten Island. The less said about that area, the better.
I just discovered USSearch, and it's sort of disturbing. It has public records on everyone in the United States. Search for your name and you'll probably see your age and every town you've ever lived in. It even has a listing of all my arrests for solicita...uh...moving violations. Yes, that's right. Moving violations.